Tim’s Life

Once upon a time Tim was born. As soon as he popped out he was holding a controller in one hand and a slab of ham in the other. Baby Tim loved to laugh, cry, and shit himself every day. One morning he taught himself how to walk. Tim’s first word was dumbass and his first love was whatever game he is playing right now. Tim wasn’t a simple man. He had dreams. Dreams to change the gaming world. To become a better gamer than his enemy Jon Matteson. And little did he know, he achieved that dream.

Tim is now a top-tier gamer. He lives life to the fullest with Meags and they lived happily ever after.

Go eat some ham, Tim. You deserve it.